HAOMIES

FRESH EM

2008-02-16T05:15:00.000-08:00

hello FRIENDS!
as promised to a special few, and to those who for some strange reason have navigated themselves thru the maze of the WORLD WIDE WEB heheheh to get to here, I"M BLOGGING! how cool is dat. yahoo. SO DETTOL, handy stuff! did u know while googling i found a blogger who bloggs of such things. I sit here tonight with pritika and ali at the land of JACOBOB- some are playing pool and some are watching matrix.OH and caitlin has given me the COOOLESSST hair style fit for a princess! so princess i am. I should have become a lady with hamish and andy cool! (that likely makes no sensse to you unless U WERE ttrapped in ur car driving home from the city the other day and listening to that channel at that specific time of the aftermernoon). ok, me rambles are not so fun as they once were! perhaps tis my now mature mind!AAAAARGH scareeeee! well i shall away as we are planning funtimes for tommoro- GOODNIIOIIIGHT all! seeeeeeeeeyyayayya xxxxx emmo

BJAESUS !!!

2007-06-18T22:54:00.000-07:00

OK waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahWAHYYgogogoggagagag BA BAM! thankkz. irly need toVENT. as ALAS, i wos unaware exclty how flippin TRICKAY to the izzay it is to BLOG theses days. NO WAIT...to sign in to this even. here i am sitting at the compUter awaitng the sillymc-UNI-mail email to open so ME decides to see about mi blog HAOMIES..from bak in da day, n so ihav a lil read OHMI its interesting and then decide that in the nxt 7minutes b4 SCRUBS strts i shall make a POST seeing as well..NO IDEA OK Just coz. COZ. i can. whoooooooooooooooooooopeeeee and NO asit may appear to u ONLINEfriend. hehehe z IMnot on holidizzles. NOTYET.still alil way2 go...BUT yipppeeedadoo for those of u who are aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah1minute tikl scrubs im so SLOE atthsinow and it makes NO SENSE dus it??????????actualyl thatsckool doi ever. OKAY so one thing that is cool NO i mean WARMright now is ELECTRIC BLANKIES.mmmmmmmmmmmmmmTALISH!!!(totallydelish)and wotis LAMEO rite now is me missing scrubs so TOOOODLES heheh WOODLES POODLES no i hate dogs imuststop eheere now BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEE luv embo

WELCOME TO 2007 haaaaaaaaaaouchies...haomies

2007-01-04T01:39:00.000-08:00

HAUOOOOOOOOOOOOOCHY MAMA. so everyone WOOT its a NEEEWyar. hahah can i just say now does anyone knoe wat i mean when i write YAR not YEAR,..its like the little old ladywitha POSHupperclassy type english accent saying yeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar. HAHHAHAHAfunyto me yeah my great aunt that lived to 100 had ahabit of sayin it dat way.in fact thats almostall i rememba bout her but COOLit still makes me laugh. And PRAPS it wld make YOU larff ahahah laugh is funny spelt LARRRF yeh if u hear me sayit oneday. SOthe YAR 2007sure is rubbing it in my face that its 3YEARS since i startd this BLOGGYMcblog and ivHARDLYposted.nevermind.SOMEpplpost like EVERYmcchicken hehehe sorry EVRYDAY!holy bajooley. i could NEVERdo that. MOVINGON. i shld read other ppls blogs for inspiration. IM NOYt in my usualMOOOOOOOOOOD for blogginbutHEYim trying. TOO LONG. im tired.so pple HOW WS nye? hopeuall celebratedin style and DONTlet january runawayfrom uDO all the thingsuv been meaningtoodo speciallytheNAUGHTYthings.winkidywink. so i nEED to cleanmORE of my MESSi room. ishalAWAY.one dayit will b clean andil have a BEDROOMparty. where evrywehere xceptmy room is outfo BOUNDS. TO ALL of u. MWHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH.. hehehe.
cyar. WAIT
I BOUGHT SINGSTAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yay pppl lets SING xox embo

POST! hurrah

2006-12-18T04:11:00.000-08:00

hulloooooooooooooooooooooooo im BACK again on my outdated out of touch out of mind oh my poor little blog. bloggy blog. HOLY HELL i had the LONGEST fry tonite at the beach OH the beach is LOVELY. LOVELY we should all beach it waaaaaaaaaaaaaay more often. specially noite beach. night beach is MUCHLY better due to lack of BOILINGHOT SUN BURNING my albino white skin causing the white to become pink in patches and PAINFUL ALL OVer. not to mention peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeling. i like oranges in summer yum summer fruit yay. so iv gots me a newFONE its shibby allover and PINK. the nice PINK not the sunburnt shoulders pink thaat was aforementioned. HOOE i used a big word. OUT of context. doodley squoodle okay thats all my post is today because A. i dont think anyonme will actaully read this unless i force them with a stick. or at least nasty looks and loud noises. and reason B is im TIRED and have to subbify myspiffyself did i mention i look great in a visor just shimmmeryiswear.yes subbas 2mizzle at the NEWdarlington one and then back intha BWOOD at nizzle.
OUT
mo :)

2006-07-12T02:52:00.000-07:00

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOO
yep hey HAOMIES...are there any haomies left out thar?
dont worry i wouldnt b surprised HAHHAHA surp SLURRRRRRRRRPY man i loike slurrpy slushies ykno the GInormous ones frm the MAOVIes hahah YUM with evry flaverrrrr. haha can i just say GI-na. hhahah giny.haha whydid i even ask YOUCANT STOP ME ahhah cant touch this doodoodoo doo. doo doo. doo. dammit typingisJUSTNOT the same as singing. SO speaking imean writing of singing WHAT the fuck yeah anyways so ME MIA AND ALI made a VIDEOCLIP! thats rightwer COOL we're gunna b ULTIMATELYfamoushaha ultimate yeah that was the song we did twas MUCH FUN!oh yeah so orignally i was saying i wouldnt b surprised if there are no haomies left or otherwise who read my blog bcos it is so untouchedBUT jafhasjkncvsjkdvnsdbgusdhibidgbTHINGS ARE ABOUT TO CHANGE...dyakno YYYYYYY????? hahah cos i posted and i never post. HA. no actually my blog has been PUTTING OUT lately and i just can;t keep my hands off it anylonger im actually going to PPOST in a more regular fashun. weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllll that is the plan AND cos it is holidaysTIME FOR MINIMUMCHIPS2.60 hey matty OH BABY thos minimum chips anyways yes so cos its holidays theresa little LESS assignments tingling at the back of mymind.BUT dont worry imnot bored...especioally when theresallsorts of tv shows on likeabout FATTY"s and ohmygod BIGBROTHER get a life if u have to watchsomeoneelses on tv clearlytheres nuthing exciting about urs and u suck like a pony.YES PONIES can suck. ahha slurrrpy!.speaking of ponies thers sum interstingFACTs id likeu to know..DO YOUKNOW how animals DO IT?hahah my lap tops are doing it theres one on top of the other GODDAMMMIT theyr exciting each other like never befopre...i told them to get a room but THEYR laptops, not people hahhaha yaknow that add...they would have fainted at the price, but they were cars, not people. nO SHIT anyway HOW GOOD was PIRATES the 2nd one I loVED it truthfullyiwasnt in the mood to C it but as soon as i DID bOY was i GLAD.:D yahuh.andalso mattand i RE-watched the first onehahah such good"YOU BEST START BELIEVING IN GHOST STORIES MISS TURNER! YOUR"E in ONE! mwhahahahhahaha.love it.HEY dudes when does BLOGGRSPACE run out?????????????????????????????//does anyone know im not game to find out well i am but NOTIME sorrybut im gonna go EAT din dins in front of one of the many shows about FATTY"S.IN other news I WILL update soon. cyar
embo

-

2006-04-06T23:59:00.000-07:00

I'm someone filled with self belief I'm haunted by self doubt
Iv got all the answers I've got nothing figured out
i like to be by myself i hate to be alone
i'm up
and I am
down
I'm a million contradictions, sometimes i make no sense
sometimes i'm perfect
sometimes i'm a mess
sometimes i don't know who i am

TRY TO FIGURE ME OUT
YOU NEVER CAN
THERE'S SO MANY THINGS I AM

wHO'sTHaT GIRL?

2006-02-22T05:25:00.000-08:00

whos that girl- where's she from NO she CAN'T be the one that u want
that has STOLEN MY world.
It's NOT real its NOt right
its mY day
its mY NIGhT
byt the way WHOS that girl living my life?

OH NOOOOOOOOOOO living my LLLLLLLLLLliiiiiiiiiiiife.

seems that everything is the same, around me
then i look again and everything has chaaanged.

Now i know that my BlOG is NOTHing bcoz i LACK cooooooooool pictures BUT even still I YES I have decided to POST! WOW omg NEWSFLASH Breep breep flashy flshy NUDE BOOBIIIES>
okie dokie.
so its the 22nd of february and 2day i had my first shift at subway MITCHAM yarrrr all u folks im no longer ur favrite sandwhich artist frm BWOOD ...ITs On mia! lol

bajdsbfoisnwviosnsidvns interruption from the koolhut....
JAmes says:SOPHIE MONK is HOT. and Yesss this is true don't ya wish ya girlfriend WOs HOT LOIKE HERRRRR
anyway
so i sit here topless on this wednesday night making a post on my outdated blog for the first time in about a year,,,thats right TOPLESS hahahhahahhaha just kidding. no really. hahahha IM KIDDING...

so iv recently discovered my ipod! VERY NICE JACKET!!!!!!!hahhaha mia u know wot i mean.
i love how it plugs right into the tape player so i can BLAST HILARY as i hoon around places. and by hoon i mean drive sensibly derrr. hHahahhah PLUG ME SPARKY (thats a s hout out to u Sammie
lol
hahahha
aight well this MIHGT be the start of sumthing new
in other news amy I WILL send u a letter eventually! i swear

keep it real DOODS thats all for now im HEAPS tired and can i just quickly mention
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrgggh UNI. snjklfnsnvkldvn
luv EMMO

!bLoG iS bAcK!

2005-10-24T22:33:00.000-07:00

....Well i do my best to understand you
but you still mystify
....and i want to know why...!

24.10.05

HEy! well 2nizzle i was inspired to post but im telling u the inspiration stops here!

yep thats it cya

NOT

wooo how tricky! ending part 2:

as much as i dont know what to write ...i willl now recount the events of today
MONDAY yay got to LOVE mondays hardcore. nah not really AS IFF i remember wat i did today loser. I did go 2 c the IB art exhibition...which was COOL.

Ok im boring myself . TIRED.
haha wow i can sure provide quality entertainment.
yes thats right u can hire me for parties 20 bucks an hour il make u laugh.

haha LAME .
g2g embo

An Update

2005-09-26T20:11:00.000-07:00

AN UPDATE? ......COULDN'T BE....OR COULD IT???
here's wats been happening lately- or at least my version of events...
dammmmmit i cant get the picture to work. i give up, SEEYAH

FRESH

2005-09-19T07:09:00.000-07:00

What Your Underwear Says About You

You like your underwear to make you feel girlish and pretty. Let's hope you're a chick.
You're comfortable in your own skin - and don't care to impress anyone.

The Underwear Oracle

MUSIIIIIICK

2005-08-27T02:00:00.000-07:00

I know a girl
She puts the colour inside of my world
But she's just like a maze
Where the walls all continually change
And I've done all i can
To stand on the steps with my heart in my hands
Now I'm starting to see
Maybe it's got nothing to do with me

Fathers, be good to your daughters
Daughters willl love like you do
Girls become lovers who turn into mothers
So mothers, be good to your daughters too

Oh, you see that skin?
It's the same she's been standing in
Since the day she saw him walking away
Now she's left
Cleaning up the mess he made

Father's, be good to your daughters
Daughters will love like you do
Girls become lovers who turn into mothers
So mothers be good to your daughters too

Boys, you can break
And find out how much they can take
Boys will be strong
And boys soldier on
But boys would be gone without warmth from
A woman's good, good heart

On behalf of every man
Looking out for every girl
You are the god and the weight of her world

So fathers be good to your daughters
Daughters will love like you do
Girls become lovers who turn into mothers
So mothers be good to your daughters too

SKOOLIES AT SIMONS

2005-07-16T07:08:00.000-07:00

Jing j'BAM!

that was JAmes. heh SWORD.
seeya

now JAmes will write a short piece:

As the sun goes down, and in the morning,
we will remember those who love only the rocks and very sand that forms our existence
if not for the edges of this earth on which we breed and where we also look up excessive amounts of lesbian porn.

oops spaghetti

anyhow embo is SO rood that she looked up PRON

and then ali's mum called and WAIT i feel another piece coming on

We sit in Simon's house.
MAN he is a louse.
But it's ok
cos its SATURday
and it is very grouse.

Skoolies is on and it is fine
we play Xbox and then we dine
all day long
we sing our song
and there is no bong (thanks shaun)

tho there are occasional oblong.

i'm BORED NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

but COME to skoolies

back to you embo ANCHORMANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN lesbians

JAESUS whats that all about. i need a new font. a personalised font. cos i am KINGKONG KOOL. :D
bbeeeep bopp bopp beepp weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee METRONOME
now we will compile a list of rude words...
1. uterus
2. incubus (COOME TO SKOOLIES TO READ THE DEFINITION FOUND AT SKOOLIES IN SIMONS HOUSE)
3. feeler
4. PRON
5. denley naked
6. cunt ( by the way DONT EVER google that on images with safe search switched off) I MEAN IT look what happened to JAmes. and us.
7. the island LESBOS where the locals are lesbians
8. phaggot
9. sperm
10. Peanuts panties

OK JAmes is back with the font commonly known as GEORGIA. I say it is quite educated, innit. Cuppa?

Now see here I have encoded a secret apology note below and it is YOUR RESPONSIBILITY to decode it, hence. DECODE at will(y-hahhahhahhah)
PENIS (just for sammie. laugh. embo)

nonono see here JAmes doesnt saye words like that, they are scientific and go in holes.

now here is my messaget:

congratulations YOU DECODED TO MESSAGET! Well done, you have successfully visited embo's blog! a world first, a rare achievement! Now see here embo is a lesbian but she says she isn't but WAIT this was meant to be an apology.

So I shalll apologize in poem.

We are sorry,
sorry,
sorry,
We are sorry,
sorry today.
and dont get hit and die from a lorry. (on the way to simons WHOS HOUSE YOU ARE ON THE WAY TO. CRAP you arent drive-blogreading again are you? you can get JAILED for that. NASTY. )

This marks the end of our apology and now you can forgive us and also give us food in the form of LEBANESE QUICHE.

THankyou and goodnight
-embo
-world class lesbian

-tHe HolLiDaYs-

2005-07-05T05:48:00.000-07:00

FiRsT up HaOmiES i'd Like u 2 see SOmE LYRICS frOm EmInemiNeminEm.........

The way u shake it
I can't believe it
I ain't neva seen an ass like that
the way u move it
u make my p-pee go
d-doing doingdoing

ANNND NOOOOOOW.. i'd like to tell you what i have been doing since FRIDAY JULY 1st @ 5pm (when my horrible nursing exam based on the likes of MRS DIX, MRS PRU ECLAMPSIA & MR ARTHUR EZE was CEASed!)

FRIDAY (after 5pm) i went to MiA's where i watched her draw. and also i drew a bird. then i went to the movies with my friend eMma L & we saw WEDdInG DatE.

on SATURDAY i had a family photo WOOOOOOT these are life changing experiences guys and girls and then i went shopping where i made not one, not even TWO but 3 purchases! first a blue top. then a black top. AND THEN SOME SUPPPER KOOL KINGKONG KOOL KNEE HIGH PIRATE SOCKS. which i am still wearing tonight. SHIt what i mean no Im NOT they are in the WasH what kind of person do you think i am someone who only showers when its absolutely necassary ????? darr what were u thinking weeiner. speaking of weiners i happened to then WORRRK on saturday night making subalicious SUBWAY SUBS and i haD NO visitors!!!! cough cough the only loyal visitor is shaun.

noW for a quick LessON on the days of the WEek....MONDAY tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday monday OH SHit yes SUNDAY i went to the place of my dreams...(YE S LITERALLY) i went to SUBWAY to eat fresh. NOt. i went there to SLAve for SLAVE wage also known as TRAinEEShip Wage. after that suckkiness i was pleasantly surprised becOS MATT came over and THEN we went to BOdiES mansion to watch....or not watch....the DVD caitlin made or i assume she has made!

MONDAY followed SUNday as usually happens in my average run of the mill week, and so it was time to go to guess where no wait dont its too predictable. but yes for u dummies i went to SUBWAY again. but after that came something that I have been WAITING 2 terms for.. (no kelly its not a shower) .....My SUPER WICKKKED friend AMY came back from PERTH for some HOLLIDAYS! so i was loving that. and i also i saw MATT :D so i was loving that too.

TODIZZLE (today) i went to SUBWAY woot why dont i just move in there. they have a shower u know. the lesbians and i oh wait no never mind dont go there. from 4 til 5 i coached gymnastics with a supper dooper mate my friend JENNO! Tonizzle i went to what is known within the year 7 mercedes community as DAte with the DIstinguished where i saw lots of year 7s including my brother talk about famous people liek the drummer buddy rich. WOOT. and now im here on everybody's favourite MSN and the most UNTOUCHED blog ever.

i would just like to say one thing............................................................
NASTY!
and thats ALL
seeya dudes
i shall blog again soon luv EmBo :D

my homework

2005-04-10T08:04:00.000-07:00

yes guess what my homework is??????.....look up a joke or cartoon & bring it to class. rules: has to be about nursing, midwifery or health care professionals. why? to analyse the differences between what people find funny

funny stuff found by emma doin the above homework:

Things You Don't Want to Hear During Surgery:

Oops!
Has anyone seen my watch?
That was some party last night. I can't remember when I've been that drunk.
Damn! Page 47 of the manual is missing!
Well this book doesn't say that... What edition is your manual?
OK, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature.
Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.
Come back with that! Bad Dog!
Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?
Hand me that...uh...that uh.....thingie
If I can just remember how they did this on ER last week.
Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?
Damn, there go the lights again...
Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Hell, the guy's got two of 'em.
Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens
Could you stop that thing from beating; it's throwing my concentration off.
I wish I hadn't forgotten my glasses.
Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.
Steril, shcmeril. The floor's clean, right?
What do you mean he wasn't in for a sex change!
What do you mean, he's not insured?
This patient has already had some kids, am I correct?
Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?
Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.
What do you mean "You want a divorce"!
I don't know what it is, but hurry up and pack it in ice.
Let's hurry, I don't want to miss "Bay Watch"
That laughing gas stuff is pretty cool. Can I have some more of that?
Hey Charlie, unzip the bag on that one, he's still moving.
Did the doctor know he would look like that afterwards?
Of course I've performed this operation before, Nurse!
FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out!

seeyaz

i always get stumped at this friggen title bit

2005-04-07T22:14:00.000-07:00

yes i got me a title. hahahha okay just relax everone and feel free to laugha t my awsome spelling. i am nnot 110 persent sober so im having difficulty wiht tmy typing but its still funny right. i amena no different to normal relaly cos im always mking crap titles. so yeah what ve i been upto, trying to chat but being unsucessflyu cos my brain is too schlow to tell me what to do,or write or whatvere which has left me with 8 convo boxes flashing and telling me to oh wait thats 9 noew yeah telling em to speak. oh by the way ina mongst this rmabling i have to say 1.m how good is it that i didnt backseatdrive or spew out teh window of stephs car todya and secondly how good are & symb ols. im a now an official gun at drawing them freehand without copying fromt he computer keyboard or other typed things around me to copy form. wow i cant believe i admitted to doing that. actually wait derrr i dont hide anythingds. im stoping now to answer the flashing orange boxes...hey wait does everyone have orange or whar?heres juans ideas about what i should blog about:

JP says:
wel you know my friend Ishan?
JP says:
he got hammered!
JP says:
or
JP says:
you can talk about Raf, how he got pantsed with Albert
JP says:
in a game of doubles
JP says:
or
JP says:
you can talk about your friends in the unibar, as a general thingo

yay thanks juan isnt that nice. ims o shite i m officialy blogg deficient. im no longer funny its all been zapped from me...or maybe everyone else just got funnier.thats the same thing isnt it. oh im so confoosed. hehe i bet noone read shtis anywayt i wonder what ura ll doinfg. n ooooo yea guess what bodie did for me he made me a cd and its kool. oh yea that reminds me raff we have to cruise listing to r&b sometime with any other r&b'ers we can find. no thats not waht i was reminded of...it was something else dammit what was i gonna say grrrr wheres kelly?hahha no its funny i =v dsaid that so many times today its got into my head and what ther? im mad somebody save me i knew coming hoem was gonna be tricky. ok now sammie wants u all to know how awesome sprinkles are. im assuming she means 100's &1000's, whihc, if not cool because they tste into fairy bread, have an & symbol in it as does r & b. go &. if matt wasnt so incredibly kool im sure id have the hots for & symbols instead. haha oh im gonna have no friends now i sound so gay. fortunatel this will not be read by many but i will post it purely because i have a massive ego whihc is telling me that someonw out there will readi it and thinks its funny ot will preternd that is was funny and thus i will be made to feel good.oh i rememebr wha t i was reminded of, i should post tstarting every c word with k. heheh cool omgy god moneymaking propstion from juan read it below:

P ~puchpa' vISuch. nuqDaq 'oH?~ says:
i see no updates on your blog!
well if the worlds still spinning & im still in it...it wont be right if we're not in it together says:
im doin it now
well if the worlds still spinning & im still in it...it wont be right if we're not in it together says:
its gonna be long
JP ~puchpa' vISuch. nuqDaq 'oH?~ says:
sweeeeet
JP ~puchpa' vISuch. nuqDaq 'oH?~ says:
mention me 100 times
JP ~puchpa' vISuch. nuqDaq 'oH?~ says:
and i will give you $100
well if the worlds still spinning & im still in it...it wont be right if we're not in it together says:
il try
well if the worlds still spinning & im still in it...it wont be right if we're not in it together says:
so its a dollare a juan
well if the worlds still spinning & im still in it...it wont be right if we're not in it together says:
?
well if the worlds still spinning & im still in it...it wont be right if we're not in it together says:
or do i have to say stuff about u each tiem?
JP ~puchpa' vISuch. nuqDaq 'oH?~ says:
yep!
JP ~puchpa' vISuch. nuqDaq 'oH?~ says:
100 time!
JP ~puchpa' vISuch. nuqDaq 'oH?~ says:
oh, 20 times
well if the worlds still spinning & im still in it...it wont be right if we're not in it together says:
grr okay if u promise to pay me
JP ~puchpa' vISuch. nuqDaq 'oH?~ says:
yes 20 times for $20
JP ~puchpa' vISuch. nuqDaq 'oH?~ says:
noting less

wow here we go but first i wonder if i will evber run out of room on this piost? thats got to be some sort of record :D then ii willl get more mone yt ythen iil be rich and i will be the best.

okay 20 things about juan:

1. his last name is legaspi
2. apparently a tewahcer at our school thought his name was sensual il let u decide
3. he did ib
4.for thos eof iu who dont know that ib stands for international baccalaureat (or spelling to that effect) it does and juan knows that
5. shite i dont know waht to wriet are there guidleines im gonna find out....okay heres one more fact, he has only been pantsed playing pool twice...both times by Bodie.
6. i just said in a convo to juan dias instead of said. but his msn name is JP
7. he said there are no guidleins so i can say juan is black
8. juan didnt dye his hair pink
9. juanshould have died his hair pink
10. there was a petition about juan dying his hair pink
11. juan is my friend
12. he has been overseas
13. he has family in the philipines
14. he has a mini pc like matt
15. he,,,, umm hheee has balloons around his face in his msn profile pic
16. he lives far away from me
17. juan has lots of friends
18. juan thinks i cant write 20 things about him but il show him..il show u all if anyone actually reads this blog
19. juan has ears
and finally becuase im uber cool and now many intersting facts about juan which im willing to post on my blog and spend my night trying to some up with, the 20th thing about juan is that.,...
this was his idea and he goes to adelaide uni he was at the unibar today if u want to see him he might be there again one day.
21. he is not 21 years old

hahah okay now im gonna press publish post
damn im not even sober mober yet
catchyaz
emma

REINCARNATION

2005-03-13T03:15:00.000-08:00

howdy!
well if you thought by the title of this post that i was aseriously intending to write something about reincarnation then you are badly mistaken. you should clearly remember from previous posts that i think titles should die. anyway, if for some reason you had forgotten that thats waht i think, that is warranted because i havent posted in AGES. i think the reason is i have no longer any literary skills and nor am i humerous. if you thought i was dead i am. NOT. i have simply been housebound. and deterred from my blog.

okay now i have made it clear that i dont have anything to say i do. well- tim said i should write about how good he is. tim is good. okay back to square1. which reminds me- who the heck made up that saying????? "square 1" i mean really. who actually starts off anything in a square. i mean actually IN a square. and if for some spazzy reason they do, as if that square is called 1 (one). what kind of square chooses the name one. or on the other hand, what kind of lunatic names their alleged square one?
DO ANY OF YOU OWN A SQUARE?
okbye

DO YOU WANT TO LAUGH?

2005-02-14T04:25:00.000-08:00

heyhey i dont know how to add a link to my blog so i am putting the website in this post:
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/txt.shtml
this is a MC HILARIOUS internet attraction i swear you should explore it

time out
embo

MESSAGES FULL

2005-02-10T17:57:00.000-08:00

wow. this is a momentous occasion. i am writing apost where i was actually HAPPY about making up a title. wow i am in shock. SHOCK. hey did u know shock feels really weird.

righto, anywya, as iv told a few people already , this post is meant to convey the annoyances of having messagsefull. now, its important to be honest, so straight up im goin to tell u that I HATE MESSAGES FULL. its craptacular.

The first thing iv realised is that a very important thing toconsider when buying no wait PURCHASING a mobile phone no wait TELEPHONE ahahhahahah i sound so PONCY!!! is the MEMORY SPACE. if, like me , the memory space on your phone is PUNY!! then ur screwed, and no matter how popular/..... or unpopular u may be, the fact that u can only keep 20 messages at one time is continually haunting you. now, if ur like me, and uve been slagging off about memory space on your phone for a very long time , only ever owning an old nokia and a motorolla, u will be INCREDIBLY PISSED OFF to know that newer nokia fones and other fones these days can hold at least 60 messages.60 yes even more. thats exactly 3 times 20., and hence to rub it in 3 TIMES MORE. which means, that for every 3 times I have to deal with MESSAGES FULL, they will only have to read those 2 dastardly words ONCE!!. the world is so unfair.

anyway i could continue on my spiel about HOW MEESSAGGES FULL SUCKS BALLS but my brain is thinking of other things now, for example SUBWAY and TODAY which will involve a SHINDIG @ andres house followed by another at the pimpin nutmans later on.

okay thats enough from me, i dont want to be known for actually posting more than once a millenium on my old skool20004 blog.

seeyas l8r
EMBO :)

SORRY SHAUN

2005-02-08T17:13:00.000-08:00

First of all, in case u guys are deficient in Vitamin "I can read titles", this post is a apology to shaun for not coming on msn yesterday to organise something for today. today is WEDNESDAY, just pointing that out because during the holidays i never remember what day it is. i bet you dont either so dont think less of me. right thats settled. oh and by the way LENT begins today. and if u dont know what that is ask james.

okok, so shaun, i really hope you come online today so u can read this blog which i am wholeheartedly trying to dedicate to YOU. however im not quite sure what to say except that IM Sorry that it looks like today is goin to be boring. unless we organise something. which i am totally keen to do, but because i am a stinge i have not yet sent u a message. yeah thats dumb cos im pretty sure u would know when u got a msg. crap i suck. right still not sure what to say.

ok well today my friend amy is leaving to go to perth. she is goin there to do uni so thats gonna be a long time. NOOOOOOO. thats bad in case u couldnt feel the vibe. yep. so yesterday i was helping amy pack her stuff and she said i could come to the airport with her and i said i would. then i went over to mattys magicalland and didnt get home till way after msn oclock and that is why i didnt get to talk to you shaun. and that is also why we should do something after i have been to the airport. so yeah, other than I'm Sorry, I am a self confessable phone stinge, & lets still do something today , thats about all i can think of to write

seeya later, and shaun msn is calling u.....calling u... it WANTS u. big time.

BORRING

2005-02-07T03:16:00.000-08:00

yep u guessed it. I'm bored. no wait, its like this, I"M REALLLY BORED. why else would i overcome the incessant laziness of not posting on my blog. other than the fact that its rare to read it. yeah. okay. so considering the hell-ass boredness of me i so far have no means of inspiration for this post so i doubt it will ever get even remotely funny.

SPEWIN

okay so im racking my brains here in my chair for what to write. if in fact a blog really is an online journal, then maybe, just maybe i will write about what i did today. but like i said. MAYBE dammit. before i do because now maybe has turned into a yes, im just gonna point out how stupid that saying is that i used about "racking" my brains. Firstly, i only have ONE BRAIN. sorry to everyone out there who thought i was multibrained, the truth is im only multi-CELLED. but dont worry, so are you!but SECONDLY, who would take their brain out of their head and rack it. haha racket. okay shit thats going nowhere. right. if anyonw was dumb enough to start reading this thanks, if u wanna know what i did today read on......

ON
ON
ON
on
on
SRRY that was pathetic.

okay so i woke up at like 5 to 8. then nothing much eventful happened except that i did some washing, and then started to freak cos my uniform wasnt getting dry. anyway, i rang mummy to ask her how to use the tumbler dryer...BIG MISTAKE. very embarrasing. (damn i need some emoticons here).!! anyway yeah, shes like hell dumbing it up to me, like GO TO THE LAUNDREY, OPEN THE DOOR....etc and everyone in her office are like cackking themselves. anyway they suck and i dont. yep. so later i walked up to SUBWAY! where i am now training to become a sandwhich artist. and yes i did forget to put the chicken fillet in that dudes chicken fillet.

at the end of my shift i WAS visited by the people who care, MATTY, AMY & LUKEY. yep then they came over. lets not talk about how embarrasing it was that i messed evrything up s soon as they walked through the door! shhhuush
after that they came to my rockin suburbian home and we chilled in front of foxtel digital..YEAH!! then amy and lukey left, and me and matty played mariokart on the 64. then it was doom time when matty went home and i got BORED. yeah i did stuff but it lacked interest and my hands hurt and now people are actually talking to me on the wondrous thingymijiggy called MSN. all go henceforth and msn it up!

thats enough from me, i have a snoop dogg video to plan with the nutman pimp and shaun

until im famous, and maybe a few times before
of ur lucky

EMBO___!!!!!!

NO

2005-01-26T03:21:00.000-08:00

NO i do not like titles. if i was jamesb i would say titles are NOT KOOLHUT. but that would so be copying him so thats enough of that. ALSO, if i was jamesb i would not publicize photos of embotype girls. anyway, i have come to that point in my life where i have to realise that i am not in fact jamesb at all. ONE MOMENT OF REFLECTION PLEASE.

hold on a sec why are computers being so SKITZO today? i mean really really skitzo. if u dont believe me ask sammie or shaun or both. they have seen the truth. the truth of my crappest ever typing that was SO not my fault. mindo of its own this computer keyboard has. in an uncool way. on the other hand matto's keyboard has a FULLY SICK /HALFLY HEALTHY type mind of its own because........ il give you the big tip.........ITS A WIRELESS. wow cool!

well today is australia day and it was great.

ok bye

NHAAAAA i do want to giv everyone credit that went to jojos bbq today because that was totally fun! and especially JO THANKS FOR HAVING ME AND FOR FEEDING ME EVEN MORE! god food is good. before i turn this into a crazy food obsessed post i should probly stop here with the food commmentry. but just quickly nah kidding cant remember. brain and memory fizzing out. mmmm whizz fizz! good stuff!

child prodigy jeopardy is so annoying, has anyone out there seen it? BEEEN ON IT? now that would be funny

heheh no one knows what im talking about hey i should shutup but theres so much to say. not. im lazy but iive alreasdy said that AMY JUST CAME ONLINE AND CAITLIN IS STILL ON TOO!

for that i will stop this blog and speak to her!!!!!!!

AWOL

2005-01-14T05:35:00.000-08:00

OK OK THIS IS MY QUESTION: what the hell does AWOL actually mean. i encountered it twice in the last 24 hours and yeha, well (why do i always make the same typos?) anyways yeah, someone said awol in an msn convo but i winged it pretending i knew what they were on about but secretly ponderedthe meaning of awol. is it a word. is it an acronym. holy fuck thats incredible when the word just comes to you. acronym. not awol. yeah how good is that i just used a smart word without thouhht. yay. what a boost to my already pulsing ego!. so yeah, i did honestly wonder about the meaning of awol, but it didnt come to me. sad but true. anyway, on the pretext of laziness. actually that is no pretext it is the text. i am lazy. omgod its my confessions part 2~ kidding! so yeah i was too lazy to find out. but, having just encountered it on cait's blog, i realise that if i am to get by in this world, i will need to know what awol means. also, i need some help with touche and kryptonite. just no matter how many times matty explains these i still havent worked it out.

anywya, get back to me on that please anyone its not thats hard to COMMENT!!!!if i can u can. and i did

well, so much for my grand idea. cant remember at all what i was about to say.well type. but lets not get technical when we're bored right.

ok ok bye

WHY why must i giv evrything a title?

2005-01-11T05:50:00.000-08:00

weeeeeweeeeeeeeeeweeeeeeeeeweeeeeeeeeeweeeeeeeeeeweeeeeeeeeeeweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
hye matty that was for you...so is this... weeeeeeeeweeeeeeeeeeweweweweeeweeeewwwwweee

I am the only one awake in my house at the moment. yay go me. anyway currently i am chattin to 3 friends on msn while i write this blog- andrew and i are plotting to kill the stupid bitch that ruined my night- amy and i are talking about why sum people are just so damn bitchy- and matty and i are askin and answerin computer stuff cos i was tryin to unsuccesfully get "hello" downloaded so i can host piccies on my blog. anyway that'll hav to wait for another day.

so today i woke up at like 9 or so, and wow actually its now 12:27 which would thus make it yesterday and therefore i have no duty to remember it. well thats a short blog. bye

actually, while i chucked a thus in there, i so reminded myself of school. bugger. but true, i mean come on people, how many times did u use thus, or hence, or albeit, or therefore, or come to think of it, "haemophilic son alexei"when it totally wasnt needed????huh punks huh? i so know you did so dont deny it. yep the first stage is denial. im so past that, im up to stage 2, CONFESSION i did it i did it
omgod thats too usherlike

yeah SHIT I just deleted half of this nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo now im so much less funnier. actually im sure i wasnt funny in the first place to anyone but my weak self.

WOOWOW now im up to realsiation, or memory, i just realised the reason i wanted to blog was to tel you all( if in fact all sums up to any) who read this, that im not actually as weird as this blog may present me to be.....

in fact......

I"M WEIRDER!!!

WAY WAY WEIRDER

so if you are scared. yea i dunno are you? write a comment explaining what a regular blogger might blog about. not that blog is anywher near a normal word

yep thatll do

im so finished this one

byebye luv embo
oh and mia get a new eye so u can come panckaking next time

REAL

2005-01-07T19:25:00.000-08:00

ok first up there is really no point in havin the word real as the title for this post. it was just the first word that came into my head because the point of this post and probably most posts not that i REALly know (hahah real) but yeah ok i lost my train of thought.

bugger. well now im gonna BLOG about my night last night. Got home from jojo and caits goin away shindig which was super hawaiin funtime by the way, and rightly sat in front of the tv to wait. and wait. and wait. nah i waited like 10 minutes and then amy came over. yep that was it then i died. she went home

nah choose a different adventure....actually i got ready fancy style cos we were heading out to Ben's going away cocktail party. yeah,,,,when we got there ames got straight into it with a couple of 'cosmo's and 'sex on the beach'. good for her- i was sober sista :0
geez im noble

well despite not drinking i really cant tell you all everything that went on except there was a fair bit of drinking, dancing, peanuts, and stacking it over the coin draw! yep. thats friday for ya
anyway plenty of other stuff happened to make it a fair good night, which ended me up crashing at amy's and not waking up until 12:30 today when amys mum came in and said my parents needed the car at 1. they didnt get it til 1.17 but yeah. sucked in

arrite this is creeping closer and closer to the present and farther and farther away from the past so im gunna finish this recount blog thingo before the past catches up with the now

arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr past chasing now arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr save me

catchyas later

blog, blog, blog

2005-01-06T21:44:00.000-08:00

hihi, tis Cait, blogging at Embo's expense... I'm gonne give myself a shameless plug - read my blog at www.evilcreatesgreatness.blogspot.com

Hehe. we are at Jojo's right now, being VERY social!! hmm what else, we are about stinge the Nacho cheese CC's..... yumalicious mum!!!

Nah

that is all, we are going now...and now that embo knows how to post, seh will be doing a lot more of it...Huzzah!!!!

lol
seeya!
peace out

Luv Embo and Cait

Posting?

2004-12-19T10:12:00.000-08:00

hey i am making a blog. derrr whats my name

as u can see i have no idea what im doin...posting apparently but there is no envelope or letter or even a stamp to lick...i am obviously not up to SCHPEEED on this blogging thing